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Three years ago I wrote a list of 25 new year’s resolution. Most of them were juvenile as I was younger and less experienced than today. I don’t usually write resolutions and keep them. Though maybe, this year I should, hang them somewhere where I can see them every single day, and try to keep […]
“لما الله خلق آدم اكتشف انو مش راح يدبّر حالُه عشان هيك خلقلُه حوّا” – ستّي “When God created Adam he realized that Adam would never handle anything, so he created Eve.” – My Grandma
A collection of Shakespeare’s love quotes and insults. Fun.
A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I’m still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off. (Honey, I’m home […]
“Instead of doing things, how about we don’t do things?” source : buzzfeed 1. You cannot understand why anyone would go to a crushingly overcrowded bar. On purpose. That does not make sense. 3. Waiting in an infinity-long line for food is not happening. You stick with your favorite spot, “Any Place Without a Line.” 5. Any concert […]
From Buzzfeed It’s hell getting old. Well, not always. Somehow I feel like I’m already in my late 20s. Early twenties: the morning after four drinks. Source: youtube.com Late twenties: Source: Tumblr.com Trying to lose five pounds, early twenties: no problem! Source: Tumblr.com Late twenties: Bye-bye, metabolism! Source: Tumblr.com Early twenties: finding out someone was gossiping about you. Source: Tumblr.com […]
Arwa hopes NASA’s telescopes spot her riding DA14!
Arwa’s plan for world domination is coming together.
Few years ago I used to write lists of New Year’s Resolutions, inspired by Bridget Jones’s Diary, simply because it was witty and funny. I used to make this kind of list every year for the sake of the fun I can have while writing it. For two years now I’ve started to think that writing […]